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Date Of Assembly: 1981.12.31
Model Range: Capricorn

Length: 1,830 mm
Weight (MIP): 60,000 g

Current Field Activity: Art Director / Composer
Former Areas Of Research: Graphicx Artist, Linux-Administrator, Computerforensics, Ad-Manager (UK/USA)

Suited For: Photoshop, Illustrator, After Effects, Premiere, Dreamweaver, Ableton Live

Compatibility: John Coltrane, Thelonious Monk, Nina Simone, The Glitch Mob, Story Of The Year, Agnostic Front, Yoshiki

Known Design Flaws: Exceptionally high caffeine usage registered. Inexplicable force of attraction on feline life forms.

General Classification: Professing and practicing cyberpunk. Also feasible as a general usage encyclopedia for completely futile knowledge. Registered citizen, board game fundamentalist and radically bibliophilic.